Monday, February 26, 2007

James Bond and Panties

James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractivewoman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for amoment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. Iwas just testing it.
"The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
Bond explains, "It uses special waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I amwearing panties!"
Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Key Lime Pie Recipe

This is SO easy and SO good. This is my favorite Key Lime Pie Recipe.



4 eggs
1 can sweetened condensed milk
½ cup lime juice
(key limes if possible)
6 tbls. of sugar
½ teas. Cream of tartar

Preheat oven to 250 degrees, beat 4 egg yolks, add condensed milk and lime juice, beat until thick, pour into baked pie shell, for topping beat 4 egg whites, blend in sugar and cream of tartar, beat until stiff and forms peaks, bake in moderate oven until egg whites are golden brown.

Why I moved South!

I'm so glad we don't have to deal with this in Atlanta!!!

Friday, January 19, 2007

Aren't they Lovely!

No commentary necessary!

You Don't Know JACK

If you like WOOT....and who doesn''ll also enjoy It collects all the One Day Deals (like WOOT) and puts them together on a daily basis.
I still LOVE WOOT!

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Statue Molesters

This is a website I just stumbled across.
Too Funny!
Check it out!

Friday, January 12, 2007

Why men have better friends

Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there